Fabulous Costume Treats Highlight Sebastopol’s Halloween Video Shows Slacker Spider-Man Fired from Job Guarding Halloween Candy

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Video exclusive: Spider-Man Fired from Job Guarding Halloween Candy

Spidey powers slacked on Halloween tonight, as the once fearsome super hero allowed two 12 year old girls to steal candy from the bowl he had been hired to guard.

With no super villains to fight for months, money has been tight for Spiderman. (Spoiler alert!) Peter Parker, the 18 year old high school senior bitten by a radioactive spider and given special powers, has recently been unmotivated. So he hoped to make a comeback and some money as a Halloween candy guard.

Spiderman was hired by a homeowner on a busy Sebastopol street to make sure trick or treaters took only one candy  (M&M Peanuts, Hersheys, Snickers, Three Musketeers, Kit Kat or Twixt). He promised to use his Spidey Sense and super human speed to grab back stolen candy from the hands of kids who who grabbed more than one chocolate from the big bowl under his watchful eyes.

In this video, he is nearly fired for slacking, but he begs his way into a second chance.

 

But after moving so slowly that he failed to thwart the grabbing of a handful of extra chocolate bars by two twelve-year old girls, Spider Man’s candy guard gig was terminated.

“You are SO FIRED,” the homeowner yelled, as Spidey pleaded, unconvincingly, for a fifth second chance.

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Photo by Jonathan Greenberg for the Sonoma Independent

 

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Journalist Jonathan Greenberg is the editor and publisher of the award winning Sonoma Independent, which he founded in 2015 to serve the public interest with analysis, solutions and advocacy. He was chief of research for the first Forbes 400 Rich List and has been published in dozens of national media outlets including the Washington Post, the New York Times, New York, Town & Country, GQ, the Huffington Post and the New Republic. Greenberg is also a technology entrepreneur. He is CEO of EV Everywhere, a technology licensing company developing the first 5 MWh mobile battery charging station to incorporate breakthroughs in battery density and MCS charging. A Web 1.0 pioneer, he started his first company, Gist.com to provide the first customizable TV listings on the Internet for companies like Yahoo, AOL and MSNBC. Gist won the first ever Webby Award in 1997. He served as Policy Director for the New York City Council’s Lower Manhattan redevelopment effort after 9/11. He is currently co-chair of New York’s Bella Abzug Leadership Institute, a 20-year old non-profit that trains inner city students in leadership skills. He holds a Masters degree for journalists from Yale Law School.

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